So Alexis and Max have been quite busy lately. They really love their new sister! But that does not mean the funny and random comments that take place on a daily basis have stopped!!!! Here are a few clips.
Alexis and Max both came home from camp with goldfish the other day. FAB-U-LOUS! Who the hell needs two more living things???? I prepared them that goldfish don't last very long. The next day Alexis's died. Her comments were "well, why did mine die and not Max's" and then "well, when is Max's going to die?" In response, I said, "I have no clue" and "I hope very soon", respectively. Two days later.....we are once again a fishless family. Thank goodness!
When food is hot during dinner, we usually poke holes in whatever it may be with a fork to help it cool faster. Last night, we went out for pizza. Max's pizza was hot so he wanted to poke holes in it. Then he took a piece of pizza that was Ben's. He decided to poke the holes and then say, "I forked daddy's pizza". Not funny itself; however, imagine it said by a two year old who does not pronounce his R's properly. It has now become "I f&c$ed daddy's pizza". At least it wasn't apple pie!!!!
That is SOO funny!
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