Not My Child Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday!, but if you notice the logo this week, it is a little different. That's right! This week, join me as we say, "Not my child!" and share the horrendous, embarassing or regrettable things that there is no way our precious children were caught doing! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else's children have NOT been doing this week.


Little Maxwell did not gain two pounds since his 12 month check-up to now weigh over 19 pounds. What a little chunk...or not!


Alexis was not playing with a bubble blower and pretending it was a hair dryer only to get the bubble blower caught in her hair which got wrapped up around the little fan requiring her hair to be cut out of it. And she is certainly smart enough not to do it TWICE.

Max most definitely doesn't hold his breath and pass out every time he gets mad or gets hurt. So this week as he's trying to walk and explore more, he did NOT pass out when he smashed his sweet little face on the wallunit or close his fingers in a drawer. I wish I could say that he does NOT pass out at least once or twice a day, but that would actually really be a lie.

Alexis surely did not stay up well past her bedtime two nights in a row which totally did NOT make her a complete and utter disaster on Saturday requiring her to nap at 12:20pm.

Max does not scream "HI" at the top of his lungs in any store or restaurant because he thinks that anyone who passes by should absolutely say hello to him or acknowledge him in some way. The echo in Target is really good by the way!

Alexis completely did NOT throw the biggest fit ever when I got out of the car on Saturday at the airport to leave for the weekend for the first time ever! It was totally not embarrassing either. And I definitely didn't want to cry either.

Alexis did not fall down the basement stairs and get a rug burn under her nose that looks like a red snot glob. Who was supposed to be watching her anyway?

It is amusing to me that the kids "not me" lists are longer than mine!!!!